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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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What happened?

By nayahbear24 - 27/08/2014 22:52 - United States - Trenton

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML

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What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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Busted

By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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You deserved it 18 323

Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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You deserved it 74

Paigeth 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:09

Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.

dang_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:07

lol! well deserved

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dang_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:07

lol! well deserved

ronton 4

Monday 16 August 2010 18:39

eww u didn't clean their sheets????? you suck!

Miomo 3

Sunday 13 March 2011 1:13

How can you have a FEW parties in a COUPLE days?

courtney680 17

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:40

bahahaha made my day!!!

anonymous100000 17

Friday 23 January 2015 0:20

if you need to hide a party from your parents, then you're too young and immature to host or even go to a party. YDI big time, chick. grow up and do something with your life.

Paigeth 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:09

Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.

DisappearingRose 18

Friday 20 August 2010 6:04

indeed.... lesson to be learned.

Jonny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:09

Too bad. Same thing happned to me; only it wasen't a condom, it was my jizum.

panic222354 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:34

lol

Allysaurus 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:50

Thats pretty disgusting should be ashamed of your self !

MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:10

ALWAYS check the beds after a party.. it's better than finding something unexpected later. See the FML about the guy who grabbed the wrong panties from behind the bed and handed them to his GF.