Love: Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw...

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Gamergirl137 - 16/01/2016 02:28 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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cherylface 13

Monday 21 June 2010 19:11

Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?

Stefany713 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:06

don't worry I bet the guy liked it 

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caliJoe89 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:16

weak..

melooveyouu 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:17

haha ydi for smacking ppz butts

lovely_asian 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:18

that'll turn him on :) stranger danger!!

blueeyes0411 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:19

hahahaa fyl:p was ur bf pissed?

ninja_ness 3

Monday 21 June 2010 19:21

at least he didn't turn around and slap you back XD

cherylface 13

Monday 21 June 2010 19:21

I do not see my comment anywhere and I think it got eaten. D: Nevermind. ...NOW it shows up. I get to look silly.

cherylface 13

Monday 21 June 2010 19:25

FML, I hate you. Why are my comments disappearing into the cracks in the skin of the universe?

cherylface 13

Monday 21 June 2010 23:12

Gods? Oh shit, I've been going about this all wrong. Satan have mercy.

meatheadzack 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:23

now your bf can smack a random girls ass.

Stevefett 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:29

29- I might be hating but this is barechested gay pic # 15. Awesome. Nice job freckles!!

meatheadzack 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:45

don't hate lol

caliJoe89 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:23

this fml sucked

arrrruhhceeeliii 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:24

haha, been there, done that.

Stevie_87 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:26

next time sack tap the guy instead. reaction will be wayyyy better

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Pat

On Target, almost

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