By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0

Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?

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Callyn 47

You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.

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icanhazalife 0

this is so stupid! first off, i can't believe you actually wrote that without thinking that it might be her... and second, what made you think that a thin super-model would go on a blind date? If she was gorgeous, then why would she have a problem finding a man? I hope she finds a man who like her for her personality. besides, you probably don't look too good either, seeing that you need your date to be "blind" before she can go out with you. Did you ever stop to think that because that woman was obese, she probably wins on other good qualities; I bet she's really kind and a good cook.

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Tim_Otay 0

describing her or anyone as a "fat chick" demonstrates how immature you are.

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zack767 0

screw personality I wanna chick I can bang for two year max then find a new one screw marrage and having kids the worlds over populated to many fat people wasting good food

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skylovesyourmom 0

Hahaahaahahaah

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SarlaccBits 0

Maybe next time you will keep your nasty comments to yourself. YDI for making fun of people to other people you don't even know.

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indianabummer 0

We don't even know if she was really fat or just overweight. For all we know the OP could be extremely shallow and every girl that has some curves is a cow. Although it was extremely rude to say a fat chick. Could you not say what color shirt she was wearing? I secretly hope she ate you

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daniirae 0

what made me laugh: your name is panda.... I know that's awful of me to say. but still... haha...

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mariposa25 0

If I were a blind date girl on the way and got a text like that, we would not be meeting.

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canucksrule88 0

hey some people are skinny, and it feels weird to have a girl thats bigger than them...therefore NOT shallow, just certain things make people uncomfortable, like if a girl sits on my lap and doesnt fit or is too heavy, shes not for me. has nothing to do with being shallow so calm down with your insults

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Txlonghorn10vy 0

at least u didn't say... I'm here sitting right nxt to a fat chick. that would of been a bad fml

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canucksrule88 0

okay guys calm your hormones and stop objectifying the other posters seriously i hate it when guys propel the stereotype that all guys are horndogs

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