By moronforadad - 05/01/2013 02:04 - United Kingdom - Carshalton

Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML
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dirton89 7

He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Well two, his left hand and his right hand.

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happle 21

How would his hands cheat on him? Did they pleasure another man or something?

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poccocurantes 7

Alien hand syndrome. I keep warning people about this.

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Catkam623 27

That or they pleasures a woman( still cheating)

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heygirlie777 21

Guys maybe if we stopped calling karma a bitch it would be nicer to us!

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Metallica36176 16

I do believe Karma is going to do her job well and show her face to OPs dad and girlfriend. But they deserve it.

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tsent8 15

No his girlfriend cheated remember? He won't be Cumming for a while.

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lilhellian 26

21 Op could always use lefty or righty...

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shmoelover 13

An example of this being the girlfriend. She seems to get around.

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Brssps 13

Your dad is the one karma should be going after

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Brssps 13

At least I don't have a doe staring at me...zombies are awesome

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Googolman 29

How can you like Harry Potter without liking does??

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Brssps 13

Touche, but the do was only in books 3 and 7

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BlackPhenom 9

Damn, your dad probably got some dirt on you ha ha

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shmoelover 13

Perhaps he is mad that Op put child locks on his computer. Now they both have to be single.

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dirton89 7

He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.

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dperrier9 3

Your dad is a legend!

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Zano23 9

Is your girlfriend's name Karma by any chance?

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VannahJane 17

If it was karma you would have done something just as bad

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a1f0sff 25

Made many bad decisions in your previous lives?

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a1f0sff 25

No, I mean lives. Karma is a concept that you can find in the Hindu and the Buddhism religions. I'm not sure about the Buddhists but the Hindus believe in reencarnation making you have various lives. You then have "good" or "bad" karma depending on how you lived in the past (making good or bad deeds, for example).

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