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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:15

Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?

Callyn 47

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:16

You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.

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Yeliab333 20

Friday 20 December 2013 15:28

what an ass. I'm glad that happened.

KamiChan_fml 5

Monday 16 June 2014 4:57

******* asshole

fnn 5

Monday 28 July 2014 5:54

There was probably one positive out come of this incident for you. The date was over right away.

cartedor 18

Saturday 13 September 2014 1:31

that was short date. done and move on...best just part separate ways and who knows, you could have done her a favor, she might get super motivated and lose weight.

msbeans 13

Friday 12 December 2014 13:10

# 35 you make think fat people are nasty as shit well maybe you should go take a good long look in the mirror and try to convince people why your face isn't ugly as shit.

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 19 March 2015 22:43

Honestly, if I were on a blind date, and I got a text from this person I'd never met before criticizing the person she's sitting next to, I'd probably think hard about a second date. And if they were talking about me, then why would I expect they'd care to waste their time on me? If I'm not what they are interested in physically, why would she want to see me again?

marigoldcobain 21

Monday 13 April 2015 5:27

"Today, I went on a blind date. I texted him and asked him if he was there, I heard a beep from the guy next to me, then he messaged back that he was "right next to the fat chick". FML."

roxigrl14 8

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:25

You're a horrible person. At least now we know why you had to go on a blind date: Nobody would willingly go out with you if they knew you. God. I can't believe how rude that is. Nobody likes to be insulted. I know you probably think all of these people commenting are insulting you, but only because you deserve it.