Health, Awkward and Dentist: Gappy

Gappy

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 04:00

Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML

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By hatemydentist - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By implantme - 11/05/2017 14:00

Today, I learnt that my tooth is cracking due to a crown that was put in this past October to prevent the previous crown from doing that. Cheers to an implant at 25 years old. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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Anzubar007 4

Thursday 7 April 2022 5:38

sounds like ya need a new dentist there bud.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 April 2022 6:12

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, what's wrong with me. Fool me quadrice, c'mon, man! Fool me fivice, I gotta tell FML what a doofus I am!

Comments

Anzubar007 4

Thursday 7 April 2022 5:38

sounds like ya need a new dentist there bud.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 April 2022 6:12

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, what's wrong with me. Fool me quadrice, c'mon, man! Fool me fivice, I gotta tell FML what a doofus I am!

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 7 April 2022 7:49

Lmao you had me going there thinking this was a real expansion on the saying I hadn’t heard before. Right up until the end with fivice lmao good one

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 7 April 2022 23:00

It's time for a new dentist and maybe it's time to report the other one for his incompetence I've never heard of any dentist having any feeling or crown separate more than once, once is one thing but multiple times shows incompetence on the dentist's part.