By Anonymous - 23/05/2017 14:00

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
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Druu 53

Well clearly your name is pronounced "Uh-non-nuh-MOOSE."

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KeatonHanson 28

"You wanna go to war Balake? Cause we could go to war. I'm for real, I'm for real."

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Isa_fml 20

I've had people try to argue the spelling of my name with me before. It's MY name. I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my own name; I've had it for almost 30 years.

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madame_cat 20

Looks like your date took a Mansplaining 101 class.

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TeratoMarty 6

You dodged a bullet. If someone won't admit you're right about possibly the single most personal datum about your own identity, they'll never admit you're right about anything else, EVER. There are worse things than being alone, and dating this asshat would be one of them.

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Nona Boedicker Wright 4

I have had this happen before. A guy I met argued with me on whether my name was my real name or not. I never responded to any more of his texts after that.

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