By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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RedTheSeeNurse 4

He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously

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gotbiscuits 0

You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.

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fmlwinnn 0

you shouldve said "well, since it might be, we should call it one ;)"

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Expertfail 0

He'd probably have been like 'that's the last straw - I'm leaving' in that case.

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MaskingTape 2

if you weren't a total bore, he'd enjoy you more. do something spontaneous! kick a cat into the street or something on your walk home. it'll score man points and add some excitement.

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pimplayer 0

spontaneous lol lick ur boobs

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chuckychan 8

how bout just act less boring... and I don't know or anything but it sounds like you are pretty awkward too.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Maybe he's just shy! You make the first move, and if he's not interested, get over it. (: If all dates were meant to be perfect relationships would be a hell of a lot easier. :D

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mz_booty 0

he might text u "lmao" then never speak to you again!! how would u feel then, hey huh huh what?!?!? yeah that's right be thankful his still talking to ya!!!

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gutzz 0

Congrats 54, u have a memory span of at least one day.

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ThatsANiceAss 4

Well, by the looks of his profile picture...I'm surprised he has a memory at all.

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NbrL13 2

1st!!! yeah! I guess you should know if you are on a date or not!

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RebornProblem 0

Haha, FYL. Crappy dates suck.

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broccoli2 0

he's probably gay and just wanted a fruit fly around. in which case the miniskirt he pointed at was probably not meant for you, OP

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whitesox365 0

"Are we having sex?" "Uh, idk i guess. derp derp"

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Juliaa15 6

Well. Maybe you're not one of those "marriage" types. Try the other gender next time.

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Prolusive 5

You should have done a backflip. He would be interested in you then.n. b. vhyx. v. cc. v. cv. v CBC c. k. v. v n. c. v. n.

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Prolusive 5

Ignore the nonsense :/ my iPhone is irregular... 

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Juliaa15 6

I see the hidden message you threw in there at the end. And I'm here to say you're one sick pervert.

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chuckychan 8

awwwwwwwww dude that's soo nasty! get out of here freak

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Thanatos1206 0

Really 64 and 68? You don't get it? It's so blatantly obvious!

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finndandy 0

seriously.... I don't get it... someone explain! pls!

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aminel 0

huhhhh? do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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phoisthebest 2

I don't see it. maybe somebody can explain?

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finndandy 0

I think everyones just bs-ing. it doesn't mean anything. jibberish

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spade1997 0

I don't get it...

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dandie_1121 0

i dunno it looks like twitchy faces to me but im just weird like that. lol i dont get what its "supposed" to be either

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finndandy 0

I don't get it either an no one wants to explain... I think it's bs.

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badluckalex 23

LOL all of these people are idiots

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