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By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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RedTheSeeNurse 4

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:01

He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:46

You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.

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supersaggysack 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:15

penis potato pies

Slice_of_Life_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:00

So all you hear these days is that all guys are pigs, and only after one thing. This guy is respectful and gets knocked for it? So sick of the hypocrisy...and have no idea why people are agreeing with you. FML...Today, I met a nice guy tonight who wasn't trying to sleep with me. Like the others said, if that's what you wanted, go to a bar. Or in your case, the supermarket in some slutty clothes would have worked just as good.

Drigr 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:27

today, I was on a date with a girl. I was too nervous to make a move. she later asked me if this was supposed to be a date. FML.

covette 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:46

you sir are classy...I like your style

cajekraze 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:46

why does he have to make a move? if you're unsure, don't ask. that's just bitchy. put your hand on his leg and move up. if he stops you, you're probably 'just a friend'. If he lets you get to the playground, he's down for you to go down. quit waiting for things to happen, be the change

cajekraze 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:48

I actually agree more with slice_of_life

Drigr 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:05

why is there no middle ground? no "wait! this is TOO fast!"?

Nuahavizu 17

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:47

You know, the most annoying thing in the world is women who refuse to make a move if they want to. also, OH NO! single for 8 WHOLE months? HOW DO YOU SURVIVE!?!? If you were that desperate for anything, you kiss him your god damn self.

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:30

Maybe he's just a shy guy.

MistressKira 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:32

Not everyone has to make a move on the first date.. really. It's the first date. I don't even kiss someone until I am in a relationship with them for a few months. Most of you will probably just say I am a prude, but I like to wait and I think the first date shouldn't involve "first moves".

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:37

I don't think that's prude at all. It means you respect yourself and don't just anyone. Good for you:).

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:39

*and don't just kiss anyone. Blonde moment. My bad.

eablue_fml 6

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:12

i agree with you fully #70 . ethics and values are being lost with each passing year :(

FajitaFreak 3

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:21

So? Maybe he doesn't want to make a move on the first date. It's not all about sex.. Or you could make the first move. Most guys love that, I know I do. It gets frustrating when the guy is expected to ask the girl out, plan the date, pay for it, make the first move and perform admirably during sex. All the pressure is on us.

lomr13 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:23

you should of just walked away for him saying that

Skatejock21 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:25

Sorry, but there is no law that states that he has to make a move on a first date. Dating is about finding the right person for you, not having sex, and then making the decision. If he said that he didn't know if it was a date or not... let it go, he probably just likes you as a friend. I just got my first girlfriend since 2007, this past 2 months, of course since it was my choice; however, 8 months is nothing, you've survived without a guy for 8 months, be patient, it's not the end of the world. Try asking a guy out... guys get nervous to ask girls out some of the time. Be a woman and ask a guy out! My recent girlfriend... she made the move, she asked me out, it's not that hard.