Love: Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He...

By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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RedTheSeeNurse 4

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:01

He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:46

You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.

Comments

Bubblerider 3

Monday 11 April 2011 6:37

Stop bitching to us and deal with it. This is NOT FML worthy!!

chosenen 6

Monday 11 April 2011 17:26

Did YOU make a move?;)

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 11 April 2011 19:52

If you wanted a move to be made then you should have made one, op. Beggars can't be choosers.

Jorcar 8

Monday 11 April 2011 21:56

Maybe he isn't a big fan of making a move on a first date?

kris1020351 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:09

That would be my luck

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:38

Should have made ur move the guyz don't have to do all the work ya know

Pandasympathy 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 6:13

this is why i could never be single again

I_AM_WIN98 1

Friday 29 April 2011 1:06

The funny thing is, he was probably right about to make a move before you said that. So ha.

nobbydeltrott 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:45

I think he probably gave you an honest answer. I think that you should be grateful he had the integrity to be real with you. If you weren't 'clicking' that's life, not a snub on your character.