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By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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RedTheSeeNurse 4

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:01

He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:46

You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.

Comments

lijphart 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:00

Meh.

eablue_fml 6

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:14

just cuz you're on a date doesnt mean you have to engage in physicle activity.. especialy if its your first one... no values or ethics in today's world.. its really saddening...

eablue_fml 6

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:56

Thats the problem these days, people get physicle within the first few dates then soon after realise its not working... They dont take the time know one another , instead they just accumulate mileage....not a good thing.. Maybe you're like that but i sure aint . And just cuz its no longer the 1800 doesnt mean people have to forget about ethics and values...

thewife5 19

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:06

they obviously didn't have great chemistry.. they couldn't even tell if they were on a date. even if so, it's trashy.

Mimiroxxi 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:18

I have to agree with 34, making a move on a first date is a bit too fast IMO. if you're making a moving too fast you're only going to know a little to none about that person.

covette 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:45

agreed... who cares if it isn't 1800 anymore, there's something called class and basing a relationship on sexual chemistry is NOT a smart thing to do...ever wonder why divorce rates are so high?

iAmPaul 49

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:18

funny, you shouldve made the move first though.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:03

If neither of you know if it's a date then it isn't a date, it's just a night out.

thewife5 19

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:04

does someone have to make a move on the first date? maybe you should just try and have fun and get to know him and not his willy wonka..

akeller3298 1

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:12

This isn't an FML , YDI for not making a move.

triggerit 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:13

you expected to be raped on first date?

YouCanHaveACoke 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:24

You can't rape the willing, and from the looks of it, OP wanted some.

raboof 4

Saturday 9 April 2011 18:32

What happened to just trying to have a good time? If you want to make a move, make a move, if you don't (yet), don't, just don't be all hung up about it...