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By girlie5445 - 13/02/2010 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML

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Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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marie93uso 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:17

why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though

perdix 29

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:22

And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.

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Menick47 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:21

Dumpster: "Awhahahahaha! You just fell bitch! Damn! You got up. I am sick of you bitches puttin your shit in my mouth!" Then "boom!" it hits you in the face! In my mind YDI, cuz you shoulda saw it coming.

artssfreak 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:57

how is this fml? that's a great song

Six23 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:23

Lol, could he at least sing well? Next time, go in your car and sing any Taylor Swift song the whole way, and see how he reacts.

suksforu 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:00

o god whenever i hear that song it allways hets so stuck in my head

LemmingKingXXX 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:14

Maybe this'll clue you in that a person can be extraordinarily attractive, yet still be undateable. Personality is the top of the list, appearance can be important, but is a poor priority when it comes to choice.

Arcadia453 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 11:41

Well according to you he is "cute" so you obviously enjoyed it.

maddie1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:21

it means he likes u and is happy with u this is not an fml

GailLeeRussell 2

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:05

This is no FML! You're date is a ******* win. Defenitly a keeper(:

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:44

HWHY IS THAT BAD?!?! first date or not, you CANNOT hate this song! It's one of my favourites! I love the Turtles

zfchatroulette 24

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:49

You can't just expect everyone to like all the same things you do. Also, it does not make me a bad person if I don't like that song either. Grow the **** up, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them Satan.