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By girlie5445 - 13/02/2010 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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Karaoke Dinner Disaster

By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML

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Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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marie93uso 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:17

why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though

perdix 29

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:22

And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.

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broke_otaku 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 22:19

i don't consider this a fml that's a cute and great song i would've sang along

fuckyouasshole66 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 22:25

good song

supadupabee 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 22:48

What?? That's hilarious. I don't usually **** on a first date but I wouldave made an exception for this dude.

MonsterFeet 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:20

I would marry that guy. I don't see this as an FML. I think it's cute :)

milf20 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:51

lol he sounds like a keeper!

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:54

In the future just jump out of the car, remember, tuck

docinthemaking 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:45

I dont get why this an fmylife. If you didnt like the song why after the first second or third time listening to politely ask to listen to something else or change the subject. This is an simple problem to fix. I mean just think about the women who have gotten raped on dates beatened and murdered i bet they would trade you there date for yours.