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By girlie5445 - 13/02/2010 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML

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Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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marie93uso 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:17

why is that bad?? it's a good song! I guess not good for a first date though

perdix 29

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:22

And after the third or fourth time, his cuteness layer peeled off and the creepy, deranged stalker was revealed. I'm sure you'll be "happy together" when chunks of you end up in his freezer.

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jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:57

lmao, thats so cheesy!

blastvortex 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:04

Today, I found that the date I had arranged to be annoying but didn't want to interrupt his fun even to ease my own suffering. IFML

kirky 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:06

did he get stiff and give you so much anal that u passed out naked bleeding?

tejg 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:19

20 minutes are not bad you probably heard it 3 times soo just suck it up

Invioletlight 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:29

It's more like F his life for trying to make a girl smile when all she does is complain. He truly deserves better than you!

DeathByFalchion 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:41

Next time, you can sing "One More Minute" by Weird Al over and over. I'm sure he'll get the message.

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:42

YDI for letting him get away with it! It really doesn't matter how cute anyone is, if you don't like their music, then ask to change it, or plug in your own music. FFS : Personally, I'd have combatted his music with "Burn it to the Ground" x) Yeeaah...

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:53

20 minutes on repeat of one song isn't that bad, that's like 5 or 6 times. yea it's annoying buy it was over soon enough. suck it up

gazelle_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:23

ok personally I think it's sweeet because he was porbabbly trying to be romantic he thought he was doing a good job. don't judge. he was probaly trying to make the date worth while (: