Love: Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short... - FML

By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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What the hell?

By Anonymous - 02/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML

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Trading places

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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Top comments

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 8 December 2014 22:31

"Yeah. I hit on you from two internet profiles. So you don't really need to go across town to meet me again."

201chasew 22

Monday 8 December 2014 22:31

It probably wasn't a good date if she didn't even want to finish it. :/

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kyrasrayne420 4

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:06

what a little bitch

pris0027 19

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:45

Forget her OP. She probably used you for a free lunch or dinner.

ThePols 11

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:50

Double dang. Get it? Double, cause she had two dates.. Okay.

casste 6

Tuesday 9 December 2014 2:16

That's how people date... She should've set the date for another night, but maybe she just wanted to get the dates out of the way. You usually don't find your soul mate on the first date.

AyOoDaLoBo33 10

Tuesday 9 December 2014 2:34

This happened to me quite recently! Trust me,if you're not worth enough of her time to even honor a commitment to a date with you and do it properly, you should probably just put an end to that. I don't think

8313girl 28

Tuesday 9 December 2014 2:35

Wow, that was very rude and uncouth of her. That other date could have been set for another night. And, why would she tell him she's going on another date when any other excuse could have been used to spare his feelings. Sorry sugar, you're better off finding someone worth your time.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Tuesday 9 December 2014 2:54

Don't give her a second thought

AnyaS 19

Tuesday 9 December 2014 3:07

Is her name Quinn Morgendorffer by any chance?

appletreee 30

Tuesday 9 December 2014 3:17

Speed dating taking seriously!

yerrkiddingme 2

Tuesday 9 December 2014 3:42

that's not too bad really

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Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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Today, my brother and sister-in-law come over ONLY to use up the resources at our house - like food, TV subscriptions, and other items. They claim to love my kids and come over for them. If only they would look up from their phone and spend actual time with the kids. Is there a way to block toxic relatives? FML

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Today, my friend drove me me to catch the 8 pm train. Running late, we screeched into the parking lot at 7:57, stopped the car in a 'no stop' zone. I said goodbye to my friend, sprinted to my train and barely made it. Then, with the train in motion, I noticed my friend's car keys in my hand. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

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Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

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Today, I paid for my man to get a massage while we were on vacation. The hour passes and he wasn't answering his phone or texts. I go to the room and he’s just getting out of the shower. I come to find out she is high on ketamine, and he said they kissed. He still denies it. This is what I get for getting him a massage. FML

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Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML

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