By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 145
You deserved it 7 767

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

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Okay...that is not weird at all lol girl I would have ran! Far far away!

Lol! well you got over the awkward first date part

spazz24 0

awww thats cute! not soo bad learn to have fun

Can't believe the number of "he's cute" replies. Good for you OP for having the sense to realize being an idiot isn't cute. The guy had no spare pants in his own house? What does that say about his general hygiene?

how is this even remotely bad? you didn't fall in the water and your white ass didn't have to do the dance, so stfu birch and start sucking some dick