By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
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perdix 29

Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

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xgetxbentx 13

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

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libby112233 0

if it was his house, surely he had more pants?!

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pinky4lyfe 0

You know when i pictured him doing the soulja boy dance all ive been doing is laughing my ass off. Thanks for making my day =]

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triggerit 5

never knew it is so cool to be without pants at first date...

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bookyourfaces 0

AW. How is this a FML? I wish I could find a guy who could do the soulja boy. I'd actually like him to teach it to me :P And, thats a good thing when he shows you the family pictures. That means he's pretty interested in you! When he fell in the creek, you should have jumped right in after him and make the date an unexpected swimming session? (:

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Skimbap 0

Omg you went out with a guy who was wearing swimming shorts, thats the most unbearable thing i've ever herd on fml.

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bookyourfaces 0

LOL thanks 119 (; I'm too lazy to get on my laptop and edit it. FML iphone is a true heavenly invention. (:

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Sephina 3

He sounds totally adorable! I would definitely go on a second date with him! And to the people talking about the pants thing, maybe he just needed to do some laundry? It doesn't mean that he only has one pair of pants, he just didn't want to wear dirty pants around you. :P Seriously, I think your being a touch uptight. I agree with 116. You guys should have had an impromptu swimming session. Think about how hot that would be afterword to hang out in a long t-shirt looking at pictures of family and being silly while the clothes dried. Sounds like a great date to me....

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gav52l 4

This guy sounds funny if not for a little nerdy, as long as the funny out weighs the nerdy then there's no reason not go on a second date, just stay away from creeks this time lol.

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Giant85 0

that sounds like an pretty fun date. though the measuring thing is a little weird

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ktbird 0

I went on a date with a guy and had to take him to the ER. I was only 15. Not sure that can ever be topped.

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ktbird 0

Assuming you mean details... Long story short we were going to the movies and he noted he had some heartburn. After the movie he was very quiet and as he walked with me to my door at home he suddenly collapsed. Thankfully my mom was home and was an ER nurse so she took control of the situation. Turns out an acne pill got lodged in his esophogus (sp?) and burnt a hole and stomach acid was burning his insides, if I remember right.

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ndizzle 0

Whoa! That is insane. I've never even heard of something like that happening. Impressive!

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