By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 145
You deserved it 7 767

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

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justin_brdfrd 0
yessirfosho 0

This is not an FML. You had a bad date. We all do. Granted yours was a bit more bizarre than most but you got an interesting story to tell!

ohheyyrach 0

Soooo, when's the second date?

so, he seemed cute. :) go on a second date, I don't see how this is an FML..

are you sure you weren't on that MTV show disaster date!? lol

you meanie he should be writing this fml why did u not take off your pants and give them to him even after the dance?

ur a damn hard person to impress then op