Transportation: Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Banished

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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Stressed out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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The Curse

By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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Jiinxx 8

Friday 22 June 2012 18:58

its like a chain reaction of fml moments.

PeypeyTheBeeotch 1

Friday 22 June 2012 18:59

What a coincidence I'm on a flight right now...but even if the hot guy next to me wanted to move, he couldn't, it's full!

Comments

debbster7 18

Friday 22 June 2012 19:07

Looks like she was the one who deserved the FML more if she had to sit next to someone who gets motion sickness easily.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 22 June 2012 19:12

"Today, while on a fligh I sat next to this guy who was clearly into me. Then, he threw up on me. FML."

210tex 1

Friday 22 June 2012 19:08

You should of told her something embarrassing about your dad maybe she would move

Bonzer 2

Friday 22 June 2012 20:18

I think he was trying to say "should've"

PlayWithElmo 7

Friday 22 June 2012 21:49

When you fight fire with fire, all you get is... a girl standing on a plane.

FMLshark 12

Friday 22 June 2012 21:49

"Hello, my name is Should, of Told." The land of Told must be an exciting place.

thejandj01 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:08

That would have made her move away from the dad and the guy

quontag 15

Friday 22 June 2012 19:08

What are you complaining about? It she had stayed next to you you would've thrown up on her.

Bonzer 2

Friday 22 June 2012 20:22

*if

Aug1508 9

Friday 22 June 2012 19:09

Or maybe she just had a bad feeling about sitting next to him, maybe she felt she might get puked on? Women's intuition.

emilymcmasters22 0

Friday 22 June 2012 19:10

Today, I was sitting by this freak show on a plane, so I moved next to a nice old man. He then told me stories about his son. His son then threw up. FML.

Aug1508 9

Friday 22 June 2012 19:12

Maybe she had a bad feeling sitting next to him. She probably thought she might get puked on if she didn't move. Women's intuition... Or maybe he had that ima-puke-on-you-face!

peachesncreem 21

Friday 22 June 2012 19:12

You're lucky OP. I'd prefer having an empty seat next to me. More room to stretch out!

flashback.miss 28

Friday 22 June 2012 19:14

It must've been obvious she noticed some sort of sign you were going to hurl, so she opted not to get vomit on her...but feel better! But, how would you know for sure she was so great, unless you mean her looks lol Did you actually try any attempts at a intellectual conversation?