First Dates and Love: Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small...

By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

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Sunday 12 July 2009 23:48

Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI

aback 4

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:55

Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.

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thecheckoutline 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:27

Bahahahahaahaahahahahaaaa!! XD OPh my gaed. lmfao. oh wow.

awesomeperson 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:32

thats why u dont pick them. =P FYL

cpatrick820 3

Monday 13 July 2009 0:35

Zits were a bitch, but cmon, not on a date! You're a chick too, so why couldn't you cover it with makeup? Guys can ignore light blemishes, but if you've got a pussy, bloody scab, then your appeal will plummet. It's not shallow, it's just honesty.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 13 July 2009 0:36

You must never have been stared at lovingly before if you could confuse someone gawking at an oozing zit as a loving gaze. He was probably trying to hide his revulsion.

riketbal 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:40

Throbbing????

Carterv 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:01

I did that once. except it was right above my lip, so I noticed the blood fast. And I wasn't on a date. I was at home.

eliz3 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:04

You're such an idiot. You popped a zit whilst on a date, IN FRONT OF YOUR DATE (yes, your eyes do adjust to the light in a cinema and he could probably see you, fool) and then you didn't even check afterwards! Bet he didn't call you back ;)