Transportation: Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be...

By anonymous - 28/07/2012 13:26 - Lebanon

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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Poor planning

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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Delays expected

By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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princesskb 1

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

I didn't realize taking your pants off on a plane was a thing people did.

brinaaa_fml 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

Well, are you a guy or girl? That makes a big difference

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 July 2012 6:14

well boxer shorts could pass as just a shorter pair...now anything else would be a bit more embarrassing...

butt_ER 0

Monday 30 July 2012 22:17

Don't worry, that's not as bad as me. I enjoy taking my pants of on buses.

butt_ER 0

Monday 30 July 2012 22:20

Don't worry, that's not as bad as me. I enjoy taking my pants off on buses.

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:38

I am now forever disturbed to ride in an airplane seat.

labanana_fml 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 5:53

Harry Styles ? Is That You ?

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 1 August 2012 6:34

Giving the impression that you couldn't possibly wait another second to be a member of the mile high club is the way to go.

crzysam96 7

Sunday 5 August 2012 23:52

I would hate being the next person in that seat.

merrielp 13

Monday 6 August 2012 20:12

I agree. Wow. Totally inappropriate.

FuhrerBurg 11

Monday 24 December 2012 0:09

Who the hell does stupid shit like that.

imazaari 12

Friday 15 February 2013 17:40

I know that if you're flying standby it's wise to wear nicer/dressier clothing, but were you really wearing something that uncomfortable??

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