Transportation: Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be...

By anonymous - 28/07/2012 13:26 - Lebanon

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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Delays expected

By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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princesskb 1

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

I didn't realize taking your pants off on a plane was a thing people did.

brinaaa_fml 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

Well, are you a guy or girl? That makes a big difference

Comments

AwesomeSkySky 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 2:42

Its just like a bathing suit :D

egrace 4

Sunday 29 July 2012 4:47

That's kinda weird. If a stranger on a plane sitting next to me started undressing I'd blow my imaginary rape whistle

darkmis1 17

Sunday 29 July 2012 5:13

Why on earth would you take your pants off in what's considered a public place?

live4tomorrow 7

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:06

... Who DOES that? O.o

ryra88 4

Sunday 29 July 2012 7:31

Next time wear comfy shorts

scoobysmith44 9

Sunday 29 July 2012 7:43

Yeah! People only undress at the security check point BEFORE the plane!

munaaa 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 9:12

I wish I was on that plane. ;$

snafu63 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 9:35

what the hell is wrong with you? apparently social norms, like keeping your pants on in a public setting, don't apply to you. I think It's nasty when people take their shoes off on a plane, you're a disgusting pig.

JDawg113 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 10:02

PLEASE tell me you're a girl

rikkidi 20

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:17

That sounds a bit nasty Sure, it sounds embarrassing too but did you really have to take off your pants...? Maybe make sure you next time wear clothes comfy enough to sleep in