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By unknown - 30/03/2013 19:02 - France

Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By wrecked - 09/06/2014 21:03 - United States

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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mags17 1

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:41

Better you found out now than later. Sorry this happened to you.

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:43

Just out of curiosity, are you sure it was a wedding band? I have a faux diamond ring and it fits better on my left hand than my right. Note to females, don't wear giant faux rings on your finger. Handsome men won't give you the time of say!

Comments

135pipe 9

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:40

I don't understand this ?

mags17 1

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:41

Better you found out now than later. Sorry this happened to you.

TrueTriage 16

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:57

I agree 2.. I really hope you moved on quickly.. To making a massive scene for fun for yourself, others, and pointing out how dumb this girl was

AKGirlinSD 20

Sunday 31 March 2013 5:20

Knowing sooner than later is way better, before more emotions are involved (for OP). Forget the married woman, who deserves a c*nt-punch! OP, I give you props for putting her in her place. Some people wouldn't care and carry on the affair. But it never crosses their minds that if the girl is so easily cheating on her husband and leaves him for you, how do you know she won't do the same damn thing to you? You dodged a huge bullet!

Era13x 5

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:41

Boy, that escalated quickly.

mif_fml 27

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:45

This is now one of those statements that is being overused, and will always be thumbed down. Enough regurgitated comments, get creative.

insertnameherr 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:48

Too bad. I liked using that statement. Damn you, anchorman and your hilarity!!

dmoran20 27

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:19

Between that and merica, I don't know which one I want to dropkick with a flying iPad to the skull more!

NeinKittenz 20

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:57

'Murica*

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:58

Pretty sure this is in reference to the FML below rather than just being the phrase.

priiest 8

Sunday 31 March 2013 6:37

#6 if you where on other joke things u would know they come from memes.......

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 8:24

54 - What? And this phrase came from a movie, not a meme.

oh_the_karma 12

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:41

All I can say is that sucks!!! I don't know if it's worse to be the one being lied to/ cheating with or the one being cheated on but either way definitely an FML!!