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By unknown - 30/03/2013 19:02 - France

Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By wrecked - 09/06/2014 21:03 - United States

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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mags17 1

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:41

Better you found out now than later. Sorry this happened to you.

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:43

Just out of curiosity, are you sure it was a wedding band? I have a faux diamond ring and it fits better on my left hand than my right. Note to females, don't wear giant faux rings on your finger. Handsome men won't give you the time of say!

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:49

Cheaters are the scum of this earth :(

DudeEvil 22

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:12

Cheaters, and politicians. ;)

jem970 19

Sunday 31 March 2013 5:18

Don't forget lawyers

Chumsword 8

Sunday 31 March 2013 6:06

and televangelists.

ihaveasushicat 24

Sunday 31 March 2013 6:48

And mosquitos.

gracehi 31

Sunday 31 March 2013 7:25

True, 55. My theory is that God made mosquitos to punish mankind. For what, I don't know, but our species must have done something really shitty to deserve such parasites.

SS99_fml 20

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:49

Well dang...I'm sorry OP but like it was said earlier, better you found out now rather than later when you're more emotionally invested, you'll find plenty more women :) Good luck OP!

strawberrywine22 30

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:51

Are you completely sure it was a wedding ring? I wrote I diamond ring on my ring finger for years, starting when I was fifteen. It was the first expensive thing I'd ever bought myself, and I only like wearing rings on my ring finger.

ninaskyez 12

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:58

Total Bummer!!

jayray313 21

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:10

Never thought to ask if she was married BEFORE dating???

strawberrywine22 30

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:13

That's not something people normally think to ask..."hey, I'd really like to take you to dinner but first, are you by chance married?" I mean really. Do you ask every single person you date whether they're married?

Shrike 23

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:14

What are you talking about, 25? 23 is clearly right! The whole hiding the wedding ring thing? Nah, she wasn't hiding it at all, she just wanted to give her finger a rest. To think, she would've told OP the truth if he'd just ASKED! Please, jayray313, teach me to be as perceptive as you.

HannahLouise96 13

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:59

I don't think it would cross many people's minds to ask wether their date is married, since married people should not be dating.

yeti37 16

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:25

Forgive her. She had a prior engagement...

attitude_angel 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:28

Well its better finding out that way than not finding out all...although that's still an awful thing...cheaters make life miserable. I hope you made her feel ashamed

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:35

I know that some women will wear "wedding rings" for different reasons (e.g., to shoo off men, to look cool, etc.). Or she's actually married, which is obviously the worst-case scenario. I would politely ask her if she's married, and if her answer isn't plausible, then get the ****.