By tbrown0089 - 10/08/2016 21:49 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in seven months. We hit it off really well, having a lot of things in common. The only thing we don't have in common is a tan line from a wedding ring. FML
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tbrown0089 16

Hi op here! I'm only twenty. I have plenty of time to date. This happened months ago anyways. I have an amazing boyfriend now. And yes I was single for seven months. You would too if you catch your ex sleeping with your cousin. It was a wedding ring and he is still happily married with a baby on the way.

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Lady_Spaghetti 36

Hey, maybe they're recently divorced! Just ask, OP.

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Welshite 39

You know what you need to do. Wrap a string around your finger and spray that baby with some instant tan-in-a-can. You're welcome.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

He cannot be that happily married if he is trying to cheat on his wife....

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howdmynosego 12

Maybe they thought their bling bling was inappropriate for your date

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janfleury 19

Don't assume the worst. Ask point blank if their married. It could be this person is recently single for some reason.

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liinkinparkfan97 34

You can't always assume things OP. You don't know for sure that it's a wedding ring line. Just ask and find out for sure, it's not that hard.

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