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By 11321 - 22/04/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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Ami8919 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:22

Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.

Get_Naykid 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.

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thatsbull95 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:52

1. What the hell do you mean by "somewhat blind date" and 2. QUIT DATING 11 YEAR OLDS IN DISGUISE YOU PERV!!

mrhahn530 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:25

i wish my dates would start doing yo-yo shows...that would be awesome!

TheCrow471 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:26

#58 is so much win!

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:49

oh man, he's whipping out the big guns now!

Majormaxo 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:50

Alright, the spoon feeding is a little weird, but you should appreciate his yo-yo skills... sounds like a cool dude

MattGeckle 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:12

the yo-yos seems sweet, nooow the spoon feeding is a lil f'd up

quachie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:39

thats so cool he's a keeper forsure

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:03

Yo-Yos FTW. :)

Glitchman_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:16

Wow, that's freaking awesome. I guess your sense of cool must be seriously broken or something to not see the novelty in that.

IsThisNameTaken 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:19

Awkward, seeing as you were in the restaurant, but still awesome.

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