By 11321 - 22/04/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML
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Ami8919 0

Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.

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Get_Naykid 0

At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.

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ffpoisongirl 0

...Wait, what? Hahahahaha.

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bellwether 0

YDI for continuing your date with a weirdo.

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so_me_fml 0

I'm with #55. This dude had big plans for your date. He brought out the big guns. I'm thinking this could have gone either way. He could have been completely hilarious and outgoing and knew you would get a kick out of his secret talent, or he could be a TOTAL scary-man who actually thinks his yo-yo-ing is serious business. If you're here posting on FML, it was obviously the latter. Bummer, too. We need more funny guys around.

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Otium_fml 3

I would have been amazed if my boyfriend did that in the middle of a resturant.

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unklesteve 0

Wow. I'm beginning to understand why all of my dates end horribly.

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Jkeenan 0

I made an FML account just to tell you how you life isnt effed at all. Not one bit, in fact I would say you life is blessed and I would keep that guy forever if I were you.

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kk_fml 0

It's one thing for a guy to be skilled with the yo-yos. That could be cool I guess. It's another thing for a guy to be so proud of his yo-yo talent that he carries his yo-yos in a briefcase everywhere he goes and performs a yo-yo show on a first date. That's ******* weird.

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RiverRelic 0

Today, I tried to impress this blind date with my mad yo-yo skills. She posted it on FML. FML.

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Jacob_fml 0

I'm a professional yoyoer. I've seen alot of people, there's amazing stuff. This chick's a jerk to just write a guy off after a good date, only because he yoyos. To #71, if that's true, I'm sorry... http://vimeo.com/3536438 As you can see, it's not just up and down stuff, don't knock it right away. And lol at steve, #68.

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airandfingers 0

Today, I was at a restaurant on a first date with a girl I really like. I thought it was going well, until the guy at the next table started doing some really cool yo-yo tricks. My date excused herself, walked over to the guy's table, and stood there flirting with him the rest of the night. FML.

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