By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

I predict a large number of comments about Snooki. Commence.

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DocBastard 38

If you used any spray tan at all, you used too much.

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Comments

dumboears 8

Why not just tell him you overdid the spray tan and then laugh it off?

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SlayerElite 1

then she couldn't post this FML. Its like when you watch a movie and your like " just shoot the mother ******!" but then if he did the movie would be over and nothing else would happen.

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Bonzer 2

If you want a tan, go to the beach. P.S. I don't want a million "she could get sun cancer" comments. Its annoying.

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P1P_BOY 6

she could get suu... must resist the urge.

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amandajlucas2015 2

It's not sun cancer it's skin cancer

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bondgirl69 5

Exactly dumbass "skin cancer" get it right

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Tink61636 1

She has a higher chance of getting cancer from spray tan actually....

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JOcoco 14

64 - How? If that's true then my health teacher lied to me. Why Mrs. May?! Why did you lie!

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hopsinlove17 26

64- once again, it's beet juice.

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TheMathMajor 26

Why can't people just be happy with their natural skin? Spray tans (usually) look bad and tanning is dangerous, so what's the point of doing either?

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Bullpine 11

You should try one of those self-tanning lotions that gradually color your skin instead of spray tan.

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XxskyelovexX 13

That makes you streak and look different colors. My friend used it

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lidget 5

It just depends on the kind you use. It shouldn't do that if it's a gradual self-tanner, as opposed to an instant bronzing lotion. You hopefully wouldn't repeatedly screw up and streak the same spot every time you use it, so it would just blend into nothing :)

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XxskyelovexX 13

If you don't apply it exactly evenly you can end up very streaky

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charvisioku 22

127: Kind of like human bacon? Mmm bacon-ladies.

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loserboii 11

You overdid spray tan? Is your name Snooki?

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perdix 29

Move to China. You'll fit right in.

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Welshite 39

I count that comment as crossing the line.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

What is a snooki?

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Dogbite1313 5

I figure it was an at home cheap spray tan. All the professional ones I've seen and had where a good color and never streak. You get what you pay for.

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