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Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.
It's a girl.
Agree with 12! It shouldn't be thumbed down. FYL:(
maybe she was thumbed down because of the pentagram!
I'd say report him, but you were probably too drunk to remember what he looks like.
wow. if you're not supposed to drink and drive, truckers and taxi cab drivers are the number one people to follow this rule
lol nice! free of charge i hope. this reminds me of my prom limo driver. he was drunl and we all camped out in the limo. but we all had free six flags tix and a ride there
Who's to say they survived to post this? The taxi might be currently leaning precariously over the edge of a cliff with the driver passed out on the wheel. Good place as any to post an FML.
You're a dumbass!
Oh no 23, you found out my true identity! Time to make a getaway!
Wow :/ good thing you are still alive though !
The cab driver knew what he was doing. He's been around the block once or twice. They did take a taxi back.
Seriously; if it happens again, get out of the cab asap and call the police. Give them the cab number (listed several places in the cab and on the rear bumper), the cab company, and the location where you got out. Take a different cab home---a cab with a drunk driver is not a safe place to be.
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at least you survived the car ride :)
Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.