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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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meliesFML 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:01

at least you survived the car ride :)

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:07

Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.

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spiderowner 8

Friday 8 July 2011 17:05

talk about irony fyl

LilCammiboy 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:27

welcome to the real world

THOMASisMYname 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:36

By the way everybody, this was in Vancouver, not Ontario. It messed up the setting.

jmader 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:22

hahahaha

wowyouareweird 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:24

at least you're alive .

bambiez 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:01

irony can be a bitch as well

kitsune3 20

Monday 1 August 2011 14:05

Damn. Somebody was sure watching out for you, OP. This isn't an FML because you're alive, and I'm assuming no one got hurt as you didn't mention that anyone had. You got lucky. Next time though, be more careful and make sure your cabby is sober.

Dead_Bunny213 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 22:26

how do you know he was drunk? and if you cared enough to pay attention, you probably wernt that drunk

sargeantbilko 5

Friday 28 September 2012 21:26

At least it's the cabbie's license and job at risk, not yours. Plus, you are safer in the back seat. You did wear the seat belt, didn't you?

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