Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks...

By Kaboom - 21/04/2009 12:52 - Canada

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 670

You deserved it 19 670

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 596

You deserved it 28 463

Generous

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 128

You deserved it 51 639

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 136

You deserved it 1 542

Get back here

By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 138

You deserved it 35 990

By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 264

You deserved it 43 252

With friends like these…

By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 785

You deserved it 328

By Poser - 20/12/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 228

You deserved it 46 168

By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 641

You deserved it 75 204

By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 08:28 - Australia

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 237

You deserved it 11 893

Unreasonable

By Dano - 07/08/2021 10:01

Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 865

You deserved it 87

flirty19 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:02

YDI for smoking.

Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.

Comments

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:46

#60- TEN DOLLARS A PACK?!! I'm sorry. I have to take back my last statement because I shouldn't be complaining. Cigs just went up to $5 a pack here. $4 if you buy them in a carton. Sometimes I forget people have it a lot worse than me.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:48

#61 you can have cancer as much as you want, just don't spoil my air and lungs while getting it. OT: never give anything to homeless people

babawaba 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:48

ITT: non-smokers laughing at smokers and smokers failing at arguments. Enjoy your cancer and keep on raging funfun

drewflav 17

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:52

#15, my girlfriend had this issue happen two days ago, so it's definitely possible

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:54

Have fun wasting your money on lung cancer.

luckyyyme 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:58

Are you sure it was a hobo?

purplestuff_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:07

I doubt it was a homeless person to have called something cheap.. but if it was, then they're probably homeless for a very good reason. You should have told him to **** off anyways. Oh, and you should quit smoking.

cturtle 2

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:09

#64 We're not failing at anything. We're presenting our points. You super mature non-smokers just keep coming back with "YDI enjoy your cancer omgwtfbbq!!" Thank you for pointing out once again why most of my friends happen to be smokers. Not because they're smokers, but because most non-smokers nowadays are douche bags like you. All you're proving is how dumb and ignorant you are. I can quit smoking whenever I want, you can't stop being a retard.

paintdontdrip 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:12

when death calls best believe it's gonna get emotional cause i ain't going to hell without my menthols...

HurriKaty 4

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:12

For gods sake, I hate the smell of smoke and all, but if someone wants to smoke, let them smoke. Telling them to enjoy their lung cancer isn't going to make a bit of difference and is just childish.