Health: Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later,...

By sushi hater - 13/03/2011 18:55 - United States

Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML

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Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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Sunday 13 March 2011 23:54

just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good

chanel8711 0

Monday 14 March 2011 0:32

orange liquid shit? you must have eaten too much fish called escolar. they have oils that we cant properly digest so you can only eat a very small amount of it. ydi for not knowing what you ordered.

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Bob65803 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:16

Sounds like you paid through the ass for it!

mattwaffle08 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:58

I did that when I got a blumkin, and it's hot up on her face and all over my sack. but I finished strong. pphhheeewwww all over her face. along with the shit. from my bowels.

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:10

I think you mean "emptying" rather than "voiding". "Voiding" something means "cancelling" it. I don't think you were cancelling your bowels.

Sarkyrevenger 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 14:06

The problem with this post is that the digestive system doesn't work that fast... What caused your orange sh1t was probably something you ate a day or two prior.

JETT19 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 7:48

HAHAHAHAHAHA lol, well orange you glad its not green?

bryanthecook 0

Friday 18 March 2011 4:18

there is a fish commonly served at sushi restaurants called escolar, or super white tuna, that causes orange liquid shit in about 10% of the population. Also, fish don't transmit salmonella unless they've been in contact with raw chicken.