By scumbag i guess - 08/09/2012 00:26 - United States - El Paso

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
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greenie213 23

You should leave that stuff to the professionals.

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mrsmaglietta 6

the only way that would work is if your Neil Patrick Harris and you sir are no nph

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davek 36

You, sir, have just lost The Game.

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corruptedlol 2

And here, we have a prime example of a human being with a double digit IQ.

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captainburke 5

I'd say your chances of scoring are 50/50 with this "negging" method and you were obviously on the negative end of that

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zandalee 19

I'm sorry, but you do sound very immature. I don't think you will attract a woman of substance until you grow up a bit.

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youprobablydidit 3

Good job, dumbass. Next time try talking to her like a person and maybe you'll actually get somewhere!

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rekege 18

I feel like you should just keep going like this! So, y'know, you won't ever reproduce.

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moonwing 17

"hoping to score"? What is this, a game? By the looks of things, she's the one who scored major points with a crotch shot! Plus, why would you ever "compliment" a girl with such a rude comment, anyway? Asshole.

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speedyb 2

Sounds like to me you got trolled by whatever you read. Anyone that respects a girl knows shit like that gets you know where. Now you know..

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