Health: Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday....

By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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klbrend 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

dudemitch 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

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fuckyourlife55 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 6:23

you always have a choice!!! wheather you want to or not is the question...

heystranger 0

Friday 7 May 2010 5:37

Jazzgirl4ever, THANK YOU! I couldn't agree more

jussjess 0

Friday 13 August 2010 6:28

Sorry to everyone who thinks you're some kind of saint, but the way you worded this makes you sound like a bitch. :)

davinchidude123 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 17:10

you are one of the nicest people on the planet. congrats

xxadry 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 1:16

it's nice of u to help her out

cinnomonroll 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:08

that sucks for both of you I feel bad for both of you.

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:34

you did a good thing

Amajean 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:45

Look at it this way, you could have left her there in her own misery. You did have a choice, you could have just left her there and been a jerk about things. She was probably embarrassed on so many levels, but will probably always be grateful. If you walked out on her, karma would have probably bit you in the ass. And hey who knows, maybe one day she'll get on here and make a post of it through her point of view. You did the right thing.

atakadd86 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:03

You could havE left her there. You didn't. Put yourself in her shoes.

toongirl 4

Friday 1 April 2011 0:00

It was good of you to help her but really, FYL? More like FHL to have got to that state. And she may be overweight/obese but it doesn't mean she's a greedy old woman. There are several medical conditions that cause massive weight gain. Also, you could be her in 20/30/40 years time (I don't know how old OP is) so think of that before you judge and name-call.