Intimacy: Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very...

By Kat - 22/06/2009 02:45 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Asshat

By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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CassT 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:05

Ouch! I modded this one ;) You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D

cpatrick820 3

Monday 22 June 2009 10:24

You're right. The gay guy should have wanted to date you. #7, why would he avoid starbucks because of that? I've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes, and I usually take it as a compliment. Only time I didn't is when the guy actually grabbed my ass. Then shit got personal

Comments

luluk854ever 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 8:19

#3ur awesome. and also I hope he dates ur bro so don't be a homophobe

countrygirl25 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 18:18

damnn

soccerdude101 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 4:32

aaaaahhh lmao

TheComputerGuy96 16

Monday 6 September 2010 1:49

Threesome!!!

sashalynn 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:43

It's so hard nowadays to find a cute, smart, funny, respectful, modest, loving, kind-hearted, sweet, sensitive yet strong straight guy. And no, I am not a homophobe, I am just stating a fact....... To all the the girls with amazing boyfriends, you're lucky. I gotta get me a boyfriend. :-( </3

bassplayer27 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 5:23

Being homosexual is a sin. I don't hate yall for what your doin but please stop!

easoccer515 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:05

haha that's hularious!!

AdAmLamBertLoVeR_fml_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:39

i woulda told him "as long as u promise to be my gay best friend" :P lol but that rly suxx..im sorryyy

irelandlol 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:23

umm, sorry that he wasn't into you, but honestly, it shouldn't be that big of deal. oh, and change the "who kept glancing at me" to "glancing at us" because it makes you sound conceited