Birthday and Kids: Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my...

By Mak10 - 21/08/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML

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By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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Tense dinner

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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Grown up

By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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Counterstrike

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 05:40 - United States

Today, I took my 8 year-old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child, and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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Friday 21 August 2009 12:11

Kid = 1 Idiot = 0

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Friday 21 August 2009 12:08

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Friday 21 August 2009 12:36

What, he only speaks the truth. Grrrr. Not.

faildood 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:39

thats why i hate kids :)

sucksfoyou 0

Monday 5 September 2011 0:40

kids hate you too

fmh123 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:40

cool because your a girl otherwise nerdy and lame

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 21 August 2009 17:56

Good point lol But I don't play that shit in restraunts anymore. I make jokes under my breath and snicker at the people around and with us. Much less noticeable and foolish. Mom still says I embarass her though. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY BE QUIET"

Stupidpoorpeople 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:41

18? grow up.

dayrin7 4

Friday 21 August 2009 12:54

Don't feel bad...kids at that age really don't notice when they are being mean.

waterynuggets 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:55

The man didn't lie.

englishmuffin 0

Friday 21 August 2009 13:06

What happened to tolerable kids? Do they exist anymore? =/

timtam24 0

Friday 21 August 2009 14:15

i don't know any i have 5 cousins younger than 10 and there all little *****...

sparrowhawk_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 13:19

21 and I still do that. I don't plan to stop anytime soon either.

Qup 0

Friday 21 August 2009 13:25

I hate sarcastic kids. but I guess they just learn from example. his parents must be major asswipes. he wasn't wrong, mind you, but he needs to learn to treat aldults with more respect even if he doesn't feel it.