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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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You deserved it 1 096

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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SarahMae2014 10

Monday 25 July 2011 16:10

i would've walked right up and knocked on the door and whenever the dorr opened walk up to the other girl and say, "oh, you must be his cousin...i'm his girlfriend"

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

bush wookie

Comments

X_Codes 11

Monday 25 July 2011 16:13

Every girl that complains about their crush/boyfriend/fiance/husband gets a YDI from me, because you picked a loser treats you badly. You are fully capable of leaving at ANY time.

RandomChickXD 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:20

Totally agreed!!

iLOLatURpain69 7

Monday 25 July 2011 16:30

That's sexist, what about a guy complaining about his girl? Is it an FYL then? Do you think it's always the chicks fault?

goshpeople 4

Monday 25 July 2011 17:40

If the abuse or bad treatment or disrespect started gradually, and the guy showed no signs of being a loser when they got together, then such situations are still FMLs even if the girl does leave right away. She fell in love (presumably), got her heart stomped on, and wasted a lot of time on a douchebag. Other than that, yeah, there is a bit of fault on her side if she continues taking the abuse and stays with the guy... but even then can you really say she DESERVES to be treated that way?

audreyy062 2

Monday 25 July 2011 17:46

#12, well lets just say they cheated or something. sure the guys a scumbag but it still hurts the other party. since they were innocent in the situation, they SHOULDNT deserve it.

ramband2009 0

Friday 5 August 2011 2:58

If they stay after the discover the guy is a cheating loser, then yes, but someone who is just finding out has every right to gripe about it.

TheAftermath 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:14

You should have jumped out and said "Surprise!!!"

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 25 July 2011 16:15

YDI for obeying him and not having a backbone.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:00

Precisely :P

gurpreet 5

Monday 25 July 2011 16:15

this is when you give him the finger and go home

livlafluv100 2

Monday 25 July 2011 16:16

asshole.

borbaker 2

Monday 25 July 2011 16:21

That sucks. I hope that he gets caught. I really Hate when guys do this and I am a guy. Keep your head up and realize that you are better off with out him and are lucky that you caught this before things got more involved.