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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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SarahMae2014 10

Monday 25 July 2011 16:10

i would've walked right up and knocked on the door and whenever the dorr opened walk up to the other girl and say, "oh, you must be his cousin...i'm his girlfriend"

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

bush wookie

Comments

mooxo 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:36

hes a *****, they'll end up breaking up but then never going out with you.

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:01

Yeah you shulda jumped outta the bush, scared the bitch, and then when she asked who you were tell her you were her replacement ;p

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:13

no, she shouldnt have done that. she should have, however, jumped out and kickes him in the nuts. f the girlfriends life, not hers /:

inhopesforEandT 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:01

you hid behind a bush for that jerk?

CIBAI_FYL 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:40

**** him !

grapist 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:11

whipped or wipped idk or really care. but why'd u even listen?

sparxva 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:53

YDI for screwing around with a guy who already has a girlfriend.

sunlovinmama 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:09

you should never have let him treat you like that and how can you hope for a decent relationship with him when he's cheating on his gf or at least being deceitful. like he's just gonna change all the sudden when he's with you. ditch the loser unless you enjoy being treated like an object. what he did was degrading

Penn2894 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:17

Jerk. You should've just gone right back home. Or stayed to slap him first, and THEN gone back home.

Sigil 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:02

You chose him. You hid, so validated his behavior. Have some self-respect. Where is your SELF-Esteem?! You are the victim, because you chose to play one... You are also helping him victimize the girlfriend. These are the moments where your true character is revealed. Your gullibility and cowardice is rivaled by your lack if integrity and self-worth. If you do not change, you will find yourself in similar situations your entire life.