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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 510

You deserved it 13 589

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 315

You deserved it 4 381

By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 761

You deserved it 2 979

Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 776

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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You deserved it 478

By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 131

You deserved it 1 096

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 061

You deserved it 37 248

By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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SarahMae2014 10

Monday 25 July 2011 16:10

i would've walked right up and knocked on the door and whenever the dorr opened walk up to the other girl and say, "oh, you must be his cousin...i'm his girlfriend"

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

bush wookie

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rangertiger 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:37

if I was you and he told me to hide behind a bush, I would have stood in the wide open on his yard and then when his girlfriend came out I would walk up to her, introduce my self and then start socializing with her. :) haha but that's just what I would do haha

tona01 16

Monday 25 July 2011 17:45

if i was OP i would've started running towards the boyfriend with some nunchucks while i say chuck norris three times to myself and listening to killing me soflty

kaylapple 1

Monday 25 July 2011 17:53

why did you hide?

beachchick22 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:54

why did u hide? you shoulda stayed right there and let his girlfriend see ya if he's gonna do that

schaflava 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:56

was it a George bush? or a jeb bush?

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 25 July 2011 17:56

#49 FTW

nlr 9

Monday 25 July 2011 18:12

somebody is whipped...

perdix 29

Monday 25 July 2011 18:16

It seems that it's really the girlfriend's life that is ******. The OP seems to be the Flavor of the Month, plus she knows where her replacement will be hiding.

asktherunes 4

Monday 25 July 2011 18:27

why would you put up with someone treating you that way. if you stayed you are an idiot for showing him that it's OK to treat you that way. run as fast as you can