By PissNTra - 19/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML
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DivakiddOsz 5

ohh ;) Spanish food is the best .

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mycookiezz 0

Beans Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you... nah, that's lames. As far as unclogging a toilet without a plunger, I honestly have no suggestions, sorry bro :/

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tweetypie 18

isn't it the "musical food" ?

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mycookiezz 0

lol, it may be, haven't heard it in at least 10 years or so

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hahafylop 4

Magical fruit. Musical food doesn't really rhyme. Unless there is a version I haven't heard.... Probably the latter.

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hahafylop 4

Magical fruit. Musical food doesn't really rhyme. Unless there is a version I haven't heard.... Probably the latter.

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proxxX069069 7

I tried this type of soup with chicken and white little balls that I think were some type of bean? - I was in the washroom for a good 2 1/2 hrs. lol

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partyfool2011 4

the "bean" you are thinking of is posole and it wasn't chicken, it's cow stomach.

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alex6946 10

oooh, that sound good! the food not the poop D:

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Xmarshall16X 5

To prove your a man, you must unclog it with your hand(it rhymes get it :D)

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Awsumuzzie 12

It rhymes! If you're illiterate and deaf .

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moto51 0

this guy is stupid^ it definitely does rhythm

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Karlos7692 2

Rhyming means the ending of a word sounds phonetically the same. "An" in man does not sound like "and" in hand, unless the d was silent which it's not.

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Yournamehere42 7

Ever heard of internal rhyme? Yeah, it doesn't have to be EXACTLY the same.

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zbajis 7

depends on your dialect. like some people some people say wahder not water. so I guess some people say han not hand.

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Karlos7692 2

Internal rhyme means rhyming within a single line of a verse. This means it has to rhyme first, which means the repetition of sounds of the ending of a word.(The ending is the part after the stem of a word) Thus your statement is wrong

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Karlos7692 2

Thank you, someone able to give a reasonable response without resorting to pettiness. Thumbs up, I guess we learn something knew every day. ok well it's not perfect rhyme then it is soft rhyme.

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sarahkatt 0

I can't even name 6 types of beans. 12 different kinds of beans...must have been brutal.

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SteelCladAngel 0

green beans wax beans dark red kidney beans light red kidney beans pinto beans black beans navy beans Lima beans .....that's all I can think of without googling it

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DKjazz 20

Soy beans Vanilla beans ... Ew.

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selbow 3

coffee beans baked beans white berlotti beans canelini beans (if that's how you spell them)

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WiderWille 11

magic beans bertie botts beans kidney beans

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jeniluvswaffles 0

this comment made me laugh (:

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sxcthaigirl 6

aww:( you poor thing! I hope it's worth it though and that you can look back at this day and laugh with her/possibly your family. I mean stuff like this happens so they should be understanding!

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DylanVermette 0

hey:) what's your e-mail could we talk sometime

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mintcar 9

You're gonna have to come out eventually. Shamefully walk out the bathroom and tell your girlfriend what happened. You're kinda ******. FYL. :/

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LexxyLiime 0

I know this isn't relevant but you're really pretty. lol I'll probably get like 20 thumbs down ._.

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