Holidays: Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced...

By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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The Laws of Attraction

By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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Slippery slope

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 05:00

Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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IthicaTheDragon 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

hehe that's what you get for trying to show off.

karinerz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:34

Ouch. Must have hurt. Its not really your fault though I'd say, it's natural for people to want to show off. There's nothing wrong with it, if you don't take it too far.

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brandon3747 16

Friday 8 June 2012 22:26

I was there!

RustlingSoul 26

Saturday 21 September 2013 20:34

I am imagining that in my head and laughing my arse off.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 20 August 2014 11:25

What kind of trick is that? Way better than the faceplant

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 13 February 2015 8:39

Please do something next time: don't show off

Davyrock123 6

Wednesday 30 March 2016 3:30

This is a late post, but being a VERY experienced skier (skiing since I was around 2 and ski racing since I was 6), I know that if you want to show off, don't go your top speed. If you really want to seem awesome, either do a jump, or go fast by doing amazing turns, like racing-style turns. Going your top speed around new skiers is, quite frankly, stupid, dangerous, and makes you seem more like a douche than a cool person. When I go down the only hill I can hit my top speed, at top speed (77 mph the last time I was measured with a speed gun), I would LITERALLY kill someone if I hit them. So, in summary, just learn how to do a 360 if you want to show off.