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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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KiwiBlam 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:12

Were you shedding or something?

MrsUchiha 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:18

-hands you a razor- I think you'll be needin' this.

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xxtacos4lifexx 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:43

aw that's sick for both genders!! don't even go skinny dipping in the first place 

Tahsis 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:55

It's not really funny considering noone knows the gender; I assume it's a girl and that's why it's funny, but still...

korn247 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:10

YDI..., shave every once in a while

dynky 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:09

your friend is clearly an idiot. Ignore her.

sprite123 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:30

personally i find it gross to skinny dip with ppl of the same gender... skinny dipping should b for two partners, not a bunch of girls

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:37

gayq for bbq!

tomahawkinyouall 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:18

agree with 50 oh, and go shave

mrguy266 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:29

1. how big are you hairs.. 2. how do they fall off that much?

Domonator 16

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:47

OP must be a girl. Would a guy be ashamed of body hair? No guy would say, "Today, people's attention was drawn to my body hair. FML"

gurlucrazy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:57

way to spell your name wrong

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