Miscellaneous: Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For... - FML

By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:42 - United States

Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

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Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Your school should be shut down D:

firefighter925 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Go home and think about what you just did.

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viper8608 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:36

well you know. ******* yolo right?

slappygecko 21

Saturday 13 April 2013 3:15

Or as Gavin says it "Ya-low".

elgordogrande1 11

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:56

#yoloswag?

viper8608 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:13

obviously not many people here listen to roosterteeth.

etishuman22 32

Thursday 18 April 2013 17:16

*Ahem* I do.

thewhitelover3 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:37

Yolo is dead now it's all about ioco now it's only cool once

firefighter925 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Go home and think about what you just did.

lilhellian 26

Saturday 13 April 2013 3:16

"Never was not will be famous"? Double negatives.. So you're saying it will be famous?

lilhellian 26

Saturday 13 April 2013 3:27

Well damn, my life is full of lies! First swaggered now nor..

Weika 5

Saturday 13 April 2013 4:02

YOLO? Please. It's Living like Larry.

perdix 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:37

Shouldn't the second time be YOLT? Still better than "I'm a Belieber!"

Inciter 33

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:42

Any school that decides "I'm a Belieber" is a good idea should be immediately shut down.

weveevee 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 3:20

Bond, James Bond.

AustinCarlile01 12

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:27

its actually YOLOSJGFN

world_on_fire 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:01

YEAH!

jjmiller1001 17

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

yup, your screwed

Lizardgirl 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:51

*you're

WCARlover 34

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:38

Your school should be shut down D:

firefighter925 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:40

What are we gonna do with the kids of America today.... aah YOLO! haha jk

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:41

Best be living like Larry!!! **** Yolo!

meso222 8

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:15

Hakunamatata Bitches!

etishuman22 32

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:41

"The School of Douchebaggery wishes it's seniors a farewell, and remember, YOLO!!" OP is not a douche, just whomever chose the motto is.

anythingmustbe 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 3:12

What if you are a zombie?

etishuman22 32

Saturday 13 April 2013 3:15

"You Only Lived Once". Therefore, the universal YOLO would be acceptable to both humans and zombies.

fml121785 14

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:06

What about felines? They supposably have 9 lives, so is it YOLOOOOOOOOO???

billyz77 24

Monday 15 April 2013 8:11

Well, 28 and 30, as a member of the community, we prefer the acronym IYLYF - If You're Living, You're Food. So bring those nice, plump (licks lips), juicy brains over here and let me show you what I mean.

amifaiyaz 12

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:43

A bit late to jump that bandwagon, isn't it?

DMAC12 5

Monday 15 April 2013 5:41

I'm sorry has any one ever told you that your Gorgeous!!!

feldco1 17

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:44

Well hopefully you're a senior so you're out of there! If not, I feel for you.

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