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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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By lapines01 - 12/08/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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Sunday 19 April 2009 2:33

Dude the first, first not to call first. #1 youre awesome:) Bahaha, and you know what you kind of deserved that. laughing loud is obnoxious. you should have just acted normal, or even went over and watched them play there are easier ways straight forward that get you noticed., but your life is ****** up too.

CTL_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:38

FML has taught me to never try and impress people because bad stuff happens to you when you do. Also, I LOVE swings. You can never be too old!

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Adamantoise 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:41

Wear jeans that fit next time?

GuyatStuy 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:44

#10, you have a point, but there are a FEW guys that does not prefer their share of the opposite sex as layers of makeup and full of STDs.

skiesofgreen 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:44

#7 swinging is the shit, if there was an empty playground around I'd sure as hell jump on a swing And OP that's what you get for trying to impress people, have you not been following this site long enough to realise it leads to bad things happening? Obviously you need to pay more attention =p Also laughing loudly is obnoxious, not cute, OBNOXIOUS

asxp10 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:45

Why would it ever be a YDI. She was laughing, and that may have been obnoxious, but she was trying to get attention. The swing breaking had nothing to do with it. FYL

bohemond_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:46

I read the first sentence, and was like "what" thinking about sex. Then I read on and it made sense. Is sex on my mind too much?

ellebell 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:46

well at least you got their attention......

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:46

What is cute about laughing loudly and flinging one's hair all over the place? If anything it only makes you look like an idiot. Like the other guy said, laughing loudly in itself is obnoxious.

Meowff 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:47

Don't do that. I would walk over to them and watch, and wait. That would be better. If I was a guy, I have 3 brothers, ha ha, I would have screamed over my shoulder for you to shut the fu** up. Laughing loudly and letting your hair fly around makes you look like an idiot, and like you are TRYING to be "cute."