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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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craigahh 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:24

Well, the big giveaway is the 1-800 before the number, just a tip.

kscott88 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:28

To #1: Rejection Hotline isn't a 1-800 number. Because that WOULD be a dead giveaway, obviously, so I don't know why you would even assume that. Anyway, their website - with all their numbers - is here: http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

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kgforthree 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:53

hahahahahahhaha thats awesome

AlwaysDouze 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:54

That's why you wait for the boy to call you. And it's kinda obvious it wasn't a 1-800 number, I doubt she's that stupid.

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:58

the bird in ur icon looked like something on my iPod screen. i spent a couple minutes trying to rub it off. i fail ): and yeah i agree wait 4 the guy to call u

smiles1234456 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:54

wait what's the rejection hotline number?? i forgot it does come in handy though :P a fake number just isn't satisfying enough

Ikura 4

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:56

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Kudos, to him.

killfxckeat 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:58

I'm sorry, that shit sucks. I remember some obnoxious guys like 6 years ago when I was with my friends asking "lemme get yo' digits" and, because they were being douches and my friends were rolling their eyes, clearly annoyed, I yelled out the rejection hotline. Then one of the guys shouted NOT YOU. I got it right back in my ******* face. This gave me a trip down memory lane. XD

one23four 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:02

That's kind of sad. And yeah, the rejection number doesn't start with a toll-free 800 number. They find ones that are closest to your area code.

dance123 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:05

The first time I heard this was because my best friend thought it would be a good pick me up after I was broken up with by my boyfriend of five months. She was wrong. But I saved the number. 212-660-2245

lolwhat_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:06

There's a rejection hotline number ? psssht . C: What is it ?

mgodson07 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:14

they dont all start with 800n or 900..the one they had for my city started with our area code so unless you have the number saved in your phone already or know it off hand, you're not gonns know its the rejection hotline