Money: Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks...

By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By doubledown - 04/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML

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By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By sfabsits - 17/07/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By halien1982 - 03/01/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML

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Drink up

By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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buck33 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:46

It's a conspiracy!

XxchristinasmhxX 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:48

I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even work there...

Comments

NothingsEasy 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 7:16

What a *****

Litarius 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:16

Well that'll teach you to pay more attention to who you give your money to!

PieterseMJ 20

Tuesday 15 May 2012 9:46

new way of going out without cash and hitting up people to buy her some. must be a talent to come across as a waiter and a fellow party person!

DrBlack 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 12:50

Never been to, seen or ever heard of a 'club' with waitresses. Behind the bar yes, but on the floor?

chokefrantic 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:12

That sucks big time.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 17:23

You get the drink first and pay when you're finished. I know it sucks but it's not that much in the grand scheme of things. IF you're just going to have drinks go to the bartender directly.

BobbieH 19

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:37

Pay for the drinks when they are brought out to you, not before! YDI but at least you should have learned a $50 lesson! If not, just walk into the middle of a park and throw your cash all into the air. You obviously don't want to hold on to any of it!