Money: Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks...

By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By doubledown - 04/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML

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Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By sfabsits - 17/07/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By halien1982 - 03/01/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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Drink up

By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By lemonadedisguise - 18/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend. When the bill came with a customer satisfaction survey, I put honestly that the "server friendliness" was "below average." Ten minutes later, I had to return to the restaurant to beg the waitress for my keys, which I had left on the table. FML

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buck33 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:46

It's a conspiracy!

XxchristinasmhxX 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:48

I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even work there...

Comments

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:43

You got jacked man.

forever_born 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:57

Lol next time know who your waitress actually is!!!! I would be offend if I was her

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:11

Smash up the place and set her car on fire. Metaphorically speaking ;-)

Suba_fml 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:21

I feel a lawsuit coming on.

Addyy_ 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:27

His dumb what?

DazedSiren 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:42

Bad judge of character lolz! Was her shirt the same color as the staff?

hhhwat 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 6:04

Dear lord that's an awesome trick, sucks to be you though. FYL

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 15 May 2012 6:36

Why are you paying before you get the drinks? I wouldn't do that! I was a cocktail waitress/bartender for 20 yrs. There are a lot of dishonest people in clubs! They'll do/say anything to get your money! YDI Be more careful whom you give your money to next time!!!