By Yeppets - 27/07/2014 18:44 - United States

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
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kingkevin2001 9

You should've yelled "My mom is a judgmental bitch!"

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briggsopposed 8

Don't you love it when moms think their children are failures

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oKap1 15

FYL. Don't worry, there's someone out there for everyone, or if your happy single, tell your mum to mind her own business.

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marcelmg 10

She's fun and will love you no matter what!

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killer0689 20

well OP your mom seems to be supportive for you to get a bf.. u should fulfil her wish..

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steveykinz0967 16

Your mom should be happy you're so modest and not slutting around

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Not having a boyfriend doesn't make you an angel.

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stargirl_95 24

Having or being able to get a boyfriend doesn't make you slutty in any way though

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steveykinz0967 16

24, I was trying to say that OPs mother should rather have her have no boyfriends, then have too many

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CurlyQute 17

It could be worse she could sign you up for a dating website

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zsaddayz 16

I always yell out that I have to poop

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False_Stupidity 41

Should have responded by yelling "I have an embarrassing mother".

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East1986 4

Mums can't live with them can't live without them

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littlekellilee 45

You literally can't live without one because otherwise you'd have no one to give birth to you.

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wolff_pack 6

Please go on about how we can't be born without a mother.

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kingdomgirl94 29

To be morbidly fair, you can continue to live without them after birth. So you can live without them, its just really sucky.

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