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By Yeppets - 27/07/2014 18:44 - United States

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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By RupeeLink - 27/07/2009 23:33 - United Kingdom

Today, to cheer my girlfriend up after her mother died a week ago, I took her to a comedy club. The comedian's theme for the night happened to be mother-daughter relationships. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 21:43 - Canada

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 00:33 - United Kingdom - Knowle

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

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By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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By holywowz - 17/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML

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By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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kingkevin2001 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:21

You should've yelled "My mom is a judgmental bitch!"

briggsopposed 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:21

Don't you love it when moms think their children are failures

Comments

cdalton 12

Monday 28 July 2014 0:07

You should have yelled back "at least I'm not a horrible mother"

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 28 July 2014 0:12

I'm sure it was just a joke. Have fun. It was a comedy show.

PassiveAggresive 12

Monday 28 July 2014 0:12

But I must say.... that is a good idea for an improv skit.

underthesea12 24

Monday 28 July 2014 0:35

Its so sad you can't find someone to love you

xxrogerthatxx 19

Monday 28 July 2014 4:24

Don't know why the downvotes, I enjoy a little dark humor.

MisterGasMoney 16

Monday 28 July 2014 0:42

Unless the crowd knew that she was your mom, you could've played it off. If not, FYL indeed.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 28 July 2014 4:42

Unless she's one of the *especially* embarassing moms who have to make sure everyone knows who their talking.

luffy5677 6

Monday 28 July 2014 0:53

I would have yelled out my moms boyfriend can't hold a. Job or something like that ll

kingdomgirl94 29

Tuesday 29 July 2014 14:16

My moms hot flashes make her freeze the house out every night!

skyjayq 10

Monday 28 July 2014 0:53

you'll find someone I always thought I would die alone but I've found someone wonderful who loves me for me and I'm sure you will too op

Lucas_Myers 1

Monday 28 July 2014 1:02

Maybe it's not you can't find someone, but your special man can't find you.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 28 July 2014 1:02

Did they pick the topic? And hey maybe you could find someone at the club

baseballbv 17

Monday 28 July 2014 6:49

Yeah because clubs are typically where you find the highest class of people.

kingdomgirl94 29

Tuesday 29 July 2014 14:18

Its a comedy club though, and studies have shown that people with good senses of humour tend to be more intelligent and better partners. This is one reason that women tend to like funny guys.