Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones....

By Fat Jon - 29/10/2015 19:43 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML

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By Heknowsnothing - 13/07/2016 21:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got my giant Game of Thrones tattoo finished. Despite the fact that I had spelt it out for him, the artist wrote "You no nothing John Snow." It's the focal part of the tattoo. FML

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Thoughtful

By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 14:00

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend bought me a sword from a TV show called Game of Thrones. He seemed disappointed at my reaction, since he spent so much money on the limited edition version. I've never watched the show, and I also have never had any interest in swords, so I don't know what he was thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:16 - United States - Charlotte

Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML

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By me - 30/04/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

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Halloween is cancelled

By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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Mockery

By Jamie Kingslayer - 15/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked into my barbershop and told the owner to, “Give me the Jamie Lannister” (from Game of Thrones). The barbershop was silent, except for one loud laugh. Coming from my ex. She'd followed me in. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 30 October 2015 1:46

Obviously you know nothing.

Emmamazing 26

Friday 30 October 2015 1:49

At least you won something!

Comments

Dominus101 20

Friday 30 October 2015 2:34

Well that's a Win for the Realm OP glad you won

isaak_sanchez 18

Friday 30 October 2015 2:54

So you didn't really win?

mariri9206 32

Friday 30 October 2015 3:18

When you play the game of costumes, you Jon or you Samwell.

PePziNL 20

Friday 30 October 2015 3:36

You tried...

worldclassrager 39

Friday 30 October 2015 3:50

Well your defects didn't make you lose

Kyuurin 4

Friday 30 October 2015 3:52

The tables have turned. They know nothing.

fuckpotato 12

Friday 30 October 2015 4:45

Am I the only person who hasn't seen this Game of Thrones thingy?

MidnaLink 33

Friday 30 October 2015 18:17

Nope.

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 31 October 2015 6:47

I haven't, not interested in it either.

Bilbanzabar 4

Sunday 1 November 2015 21:19

I've just read the books. Don't really have interest to see the show.

Ahaddad123 27

Friday 30 October 2015 5:26

Maybe a sign to join a gym...

PunkAssJew 10

Friday 30 October 2015 5:59

Good Job Fat John.

Hildy93 21

Friday 30 October 2015 6:48

It's actually their lose they don't watch Game of Thrones

Shamandalie89 32

Friday 30 October 2015 12:06

It seems like you don't watch it either.

lolliaudry 13

Friday 30 October 2015 7:35

I hope you responded with "you know nothing"

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